Eternally great character actor John Heard was pretty much born to play the role of ex-CEO Mark Hurd, don’t you think?

My prediction is that this sorry drama will either end up as a biopic movie running evenings on CNBC after the market closes, or be in the inspiration for some knock-off story in Law & Order: LA. Of course, Jodie Fisher, the woman at the center of the sexual harassment claims that supposedly started all this, can play herself.