My acquaintance at the other end of the phone was complaining to me about facilitation payments. I won’t identify him by name for this column and, frankly, what’s the point? Every compliance executive complains to me about facilitation payments, and rightly so.

โ€œThe situation is preposterous,โ€ my friend said. โ€œAt least in the United States the law pays lip service to the reality of facilitation payments, as ham-handed and confusing as the language might be. Now I’ve got the Bribery Act to worry about in the U.K., and a bunch of other laws all over the world that all say, โ€˜No facilitation payments, ever, for anyone,’ and it’s ludicrous. Facilitation payments happen. And sometimes it’s OK that they do.โ€